Teasing (Clint x Reader)(One-Shot)

“(Name) and Clint, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G,” Tony sang, following (Name) around the halls of Stark Tower.

“Shut up, Tony. You're acting like a second grader,” she replied trying not to show how much Tony's teasing was pissing her off. Couldn't he go bother Bruce or something? She had been teased by everyone for liking Clint Barton. (Name) just didn't understand why everyone was acting so immature.

*Earlier*

Natasha

(Name) had just sat down to eat lunch when Natasha walked in. She saw (Name) sitting there and a smirk appeared on her face. Earlier, Tony had told her that (Name) was in love with Clint. She thought is would be funny to tease (Name) about her crush.

“So, (Name). What's up?” Natasha asked. (Name) glanced at her quizzically. Natasha normally didn't ask people “what's up.”

“Um... nothing much,” (Name) responded.

“Really? Tony told everyone you have a crush on-”

“Shut up!”

“If you really want me to, I could try getting him to go on a date with you,” Natasha said with a smirk. It took all of (Name)'s self-control not to smack that smirk off the master assassin's face.

“Say anything to him and I'll make sure no man ever looks at you twice,” (Name) hissed as she stomped out of the room. She passed by Clint, not saying a word.

“What's wrong with her?” he asked Natasha. She gave him a smirk, covering up how much (Name)'s threat had scared her. (Name) rarely ever made a joke like that.

Steve

Steve was in the gym working out when (Name) stomped in obviously mad. She walked over to where a bunch of target dummies were set up ant grabbed a handful of knives. Knives were her specialty and she was amazing at using them. She began chucking them at the poor dummies, hitting them where it would be most painful and fatal. Steve grimaced as a knife went soaring through the air, hitting a dummy square in the lungs.

“Uh... (Name)?” he said. She turned around and did her best to calm down so she wouldn't hurt Steve. “You okay?”

“Never been better,” she lied throwing another knife.

“Don't lie to me, (Name),” Steve said like he was her older brother.

“Fine. Natasha's teasing me about liking Clint, which I'm sure Tony has already told you about,” (Name) said.

“Oh yeah. Tony did say something about you liking Clint,” he said remembering what Tony had said that morning. “You two really would make a cute couple. You should just go ask him out.”

(Name) glared at him. “Shut up! If you say anything else, I will kill you!” she yelled, turning bright red and stomping out of the gym, right as Clint walked in.

“What's with her?” he asked. Steve just shook his head, feeling kind of bad for making her so mad.

Bruce

(Name) stomped into the lab and Bruce looked up from his work. She looked royally pissed. He noticed this and just had to ask. “What's wrong?” She just groaned.

“Don't say anything mean and I'll tell you, okay?” she said.

“Okay.”

“Everyone keeps teasing me and it's really getting on my last nerve,” she said quickly, omitting the part about liking Clint since everyone seemed to make fun of her for it. Bruce looked at her blankly. Then, (Name) had a brilliant idea. “Do you think you could make me something that will make everyone forget about what they're teasing me about?”

“May I ask what you're being made fun of for?” he said, already guessing what.

“Tony told everyone I like Clint,” she mumbled. Bruce nodded, congratulating himself silently for guessing correctly. “But why would you want everyone to forget? They could help you get together with him.” (Name) shot him a venomous look and walked to the door. But before leaving she threw a knife at him, shaving off one of his dark curls. Clint walked in right as she left and noticed her anger. He decided not to ask since every time he did he was ignored.

Tony

Tony saw (Name) walk to the bar, where he was at, and watched as she grabbed a beer. She sat at a bar stool at the other end of the bar. Tony scooted down to her noticing the angry aura surrounding her.

“Hey, doll. What's wrong with you?” he asked, knowing very well what was wrong with her. She shot him a glare before going back to her drink. “C'mon. Don't be like this. Answer me.”

“How did you find out I like Clint?” she asked glaring at him.

“It's called reading your texts to your friends outside of S.H.I.E.L.D,” he replied. Her temper flared, and in one quick motion, she grabbed Tony's drink and dumped it on his head. Tony sat there, dumbfounded.

“That's for getting everyone to tease me!” she yelled at him.

“Tease you for what?” Clint asked, standing in the doorway. (Name) turned even redder and ran out of the room. Clint looked at Tony, confused.

“I told everyone she likes you,” Tony said plainly. A knife soared passed his head, ncking his ear. “Ouch!” he said. He left the room and hid in his room with the door locked. Clint stood where he was, completely shocked.

“She likes me back?” he thought out loud.

*Presently*

(Name) turned around and punched Tony, giving him a nose bleed. “I told you to leave me alone!” she yelled at him. She bolted into the kitchen and grabbed a bag of her and Natasha's chocolate sash they hid for when they desperately needed chocolate. She dashed back into her room without running into anyone else.

(Name) sat in her bed, watching funny movies and eating chocolate to keep her mind off of her horrible day. She was in the middle of re-watching Grown Ups when the vent to her room busted out and out came Clint. She screamed and threw the closest thing at him , which happened to be a six inch heel. Clint ducked and held up his hands.

“I need to talk to you. Please don't throw anything else,” he said. (Name) paused her movie and calmly waited for him to speak. “Listen, Tony told me everything and I came to tell you that I like you, too.”

“You do? I always thought you liked Natasha,” (Name) responded.

“Well I did. But then I met you,” he said walking over to her. She blushed. “So do you want to go get dinner sometime?”

“Absolutely.”